All of us at Urban Valley Transport would like to wish all of our loyal and clients and friends the happiest of thanksgivings. Enjoy your weekends and enjoy these Thanksgiving jokes!

Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks

What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy? Spanksgiving.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!

In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.

What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash

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